Is our CNNs learning? ABC's Chris Cuomo is headed to CNN to host a new morning show, the network announced Tuesday. ... The Post and TMZ both reported that Zucker intends to pair Cuomo with current 7 PM host Erin Burnett, who also has a background in morning television. No, no they isn't.

As always happens at some point on every Inauguration Day, some drunken DC fool blathers something about celebrating America and her "tradition of peaceful transfers of power" and I guess everyone in the country is traditionally supposed to try to kiss their own asses for being so special or whatever. This year I gather it … Continue reading Today in superficial statistics (peaceful transitions edition)

I'll be real honest with you: by the time November 6 of last year had come and gone, I had long since lost all desire to tune in to the prime time funland on any of our fine 24-hour "news" networks. It gets tiresome constantly repeating the "What Simple Thing Are Crazy People in Washington … Continue reading yeah, we know it’s not a “bill of needs,” but…