turkmenistan is a wonderful country and very free and happy, because why not?

I would like to direct your attention to the fact that Turkmenistan is awesome in every way. It is the greatest of the former Soviet Republics because it has "Turk" and "men" right there in the name, so you know you are getting Turks who are men and that is something you can't put a … Continue reading turkmenistan is a wonderful country and very free and happy, because why not?

andrea mitchell is s-m-r-t

Intrepid Truth Vigilante Andrea Mitchell hosted intrepid Director of the National Economic Council, Gene Sperling, earlier today to press him on Republican and Villager concerns that President Obama's SOTU ideas for letting the Poors have a little extra cake might cause History's Greatest Evil, the National Debt That Nobody Actually Cares About, to asplode and … Continue reading andrea mitchell is s-m-r-t

Today in superficial statistics (peaceful transitions edition)

As always happens at some point on every Inauguration Day, some drunken DC fool blathers something about celebrating America and her "tradition of peaceful transfers of power" and I guess everyone in the country is traditionally supposed to try to kiss their own asses for being so special or whatever. This year I gather it … Continue reading Today in superficial statistics (peaceful transitions edition)