Havana Affair

Cuba is off my usual beat, but President Obama just gave a statement about resuming diplomatic relations with Cuba and reopening the US embassy in Havana (Cuba will also reopen its embassy in Washington). The embassy likely won't look much different from the US interests section that already exists there; it will occupy the same … Continue reading Havana Affair

Cosmic justice takes an oddly specific form

Here's Hawaii State Representative Tom Brower (D): Rep. Brower is holding that there sledgehammer in that there photograph because he's best known for using it to Make A Difference for Hawaii's shockingly large homeless population: Armed with a sledgehammer and a self-righteous mission, State Rep. Tom Brower (D.) walks his district's streets and parks looking … Continue reading Cosmic justice takes an oddly specific form

As soon as Cyrus the Great gets back, we’re all in a lot of trouble

You may remember James Stavridis from such historical thought-crimes as "I don't know anything about Sunnism, Shiʿism, or the Reformation, so let me write an article that mashes them all together." Well, he's back, and better than ever! Oh God, this is going to suuuuck. The headlines: A charismatic and wily Iranian leader seeks to … Continue reading As soon as Cyrus the Great gets back, we’re all in a lot of trouble