Republicans change idiots mid-meltdown

Congratulations to confessed attempted murderer and alleged real doctor Ben Carson as he surges past ambulatory mouth Donald Trump to the top of the Crazytown Hall of Fame voting Republican primary field polling:

Carson won the support of 26% of Republican primary voters, compared to 22% who are backing Trump, according to CBS News/New York Times. Though within the poll’s margin of error, it marks the first time since the billionaire businessman’s dominant rise over the summer where he has been bumped from the top spot nationally.

The new numbers also represent a reversal from the last CBS/New York Times poll, taken more than a month ago, which saw Trump leading Carson 27%-23%.

Carson and Trump have been running consistently neck-and-neck since the start of September — with other candidates struggling to keep pace.

Good luck, Dr. Carson! We’re all rooting for you!

ABOVE: Dr. Carson greets another satisfied patient

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