Oh boy. I guess some GOP Capitol Hill press flack really stepped in it. Sounds like it’s something that’s going to maybe even cost them their job. Better check it out:
OK, now hold on (ha ha) just a second here. First of all, you know, people have needs or whatever, right? I thought this was America? Where does it say in the Constitution that you’re not allowed to crank one out on a crowded airplane? NOWHERE, EXACTLY, GAME OVER STATISTS. Second, nowhere in that article does it mention anything about the passenger being a Republican communications person, so I don’t even know where that’s coming fr-
Wait, what? Wrong story? Then what’s everybody talking abo–
Buh?
Oh my, that’s much worse than disrupting an airplane via public masturbation. Assuming that U.S. Rep. Stephen Fincher (R-TN) isn’t a complete cretin (which, hey, 50/50 I guess?), best wishes to Ms. Lauten in her forthcoming job search.
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