Buzz off

This is what life is like in America’s Hottest New Media Empire:

How’s this for a listicle: 60 million unique visitors who didn’t see your snarky buzzfeed thought piece.

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) July 11, 2013

Because nothing says “journalism” like “LOOK AT HOW MANY PEOPLE CLICKED ON OUR CONTENT TODAY.”

Also. Too:

And finally, the pièce de résistance or, in Buzzfeed terms, the #epic #win #lol:

A reminder for the DC press corps: pic.twitter.com/YCONEDKbrU

— McKay Coppins (@mckaycoppins) July 11, 2013

This is funny because the only people who care about the farm bill are farmers, LOL. And people on food stamps, ROTFL.

Or, translated:

@dylanmatt @mckaycoppins I translated this from snarky into english pic.twitter.com/Q5Q3Slv3Nn

— Max Fisher (@Max_Fisher) July 11, 2013